Words of Steel

Unfortunately, this woman took the initiative to reintroduce herself into my life.  Ergo, I decided to vent my frustration with cleverly manipulated paragraphs from previous diatribe.

08/2013:

HER: “$*9#!@, please allow me to apologize for the unbelievable number of typo’s too! ”

ME: There is no shame in proper grammar. I can’t accept your apology until you promise to proofread your rants, but to assure that you understand my words, I’ve used the sentence structure you established.

HER: “First of all, let me begin by saying that I’m sorry I haven’t availed [ps. this word means: to take advantage of] myself more to you, on the few occasions I’ve been to your parents home when you were there. I would have hoped that after actually meeting me, learning about my background, my family, my interests. you would then be able to form your own opinion of me based on your OWN personal knowledge, rather than believe the venomous comments made by other individuals I have NEVER met in my life.

ME:  First of all, let me begin by saying that I’m sorry you can’t get over yourself, on the few occasions you’ve been with my dad in my parents home when you were there. I would have hoped that after actually meeting me, learning about my dead mother, my family, my interests. you would then be able to form your own opinion of me based on your OWN personal knowledge, rather than believe the venomous comments made by other individuals.

HER: “$*9#!@, to be sure, I am not without fault. Am I a slut…? NO. Am I a party girl…? I have had my share of fun times. Am I a falling down drunk…? NO. Am I promiscuous…? Absolutely NOT. And perhaps most importantly, am I a gold digger…? Again, absolutely NOT.”

ME:L @#^, to be sure, I am not without fault. Am I naiive? NO. Am I vindicated now? WHAT THE FUCK. I have had my share of bullshit. Am I falling down drunk…? NO. Am I selfish? Absolutely NOT. And perhaps most importantly, am I an emotional vampire…? Again, absolutely NOT.

HER” “In terms of what my objective is with your dad….well….? I will tell you that as much fun as we have together, we take it a day at a time, if only to aviod creating unrealistic expectations.”

ME: In terms of what your objective is with my dad…well…? I will tell you that as much fun as you had together, my dad has moved on and you should, too. Anything else is an unrealistic expectation.

HER:”Keep up the good work $*9#!@, continue to guilt your dad into further isolation, if only YOU were available to fill that void. Perhaps you’re to naive to understand the difference between living and existing. Why not go out on a limb and ask your father what he’s doing, don’t be surprised at the answer, rather pity him for it. Selfish girl. Now off to MN you go, the emotional vampire has left the building.”

ME: Keep up the good work, @#^, and continue to obsess over my dad until you are completely isolated, if only YOU could move on with your life. Perhaps you’re to naive to understand the difference between living and existing. Why don’t you go out on a limb and get over it, don’t be surprised that you may find happiness. Pathetic woman. Now off to your bar, the psycho bitch has left the building. “”

 

WHEW.  That felt good. Too bad it doesn’t fix the problem.

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